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WRITER

tOm
Morton

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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

The First Chapters!

A Savant Mind Possessed Of Words From Where He Simply Adds Ice Cream, Stupid Humans And A Wicked Sense Of Humour. 

MY

FIRST
BOOK

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ORDER ONLINE

FREELANCE FICTION WRITER

Autistic Spectrum Type Genius

Do Try To Find A Sticky Bun And Latte During Which These Books Are A Most Unusual Way To Think, Or Even Better A Bottle Of Plonk

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TEST HIS

MeMORY

ASK HIM ANY NUMBER

And He Will Answer You Fully And Freeely

His Imagination That Drives An Impossible Memory Of Thousands Of Phone Numbers On Our Beautiful Islands Also Writes Like Einstein With A Pencil So The Real Genius Is Always In The Books

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